Warning: Texting and multitasking really don't mix.  Here's the scary reason why...

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"I'm not supposed to say anything, but...."

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Being A Bitch Is Every Smart Woman's Birthright

Much has been said recently about the dearth of actual bitches these days (including by Moe), but there is always more to say. Fresh from the very pro-bitch Guardian, Victoria Coren's column further expands on the much-stated need to increase the bitchiness of the world today. She notes that there's an enormous difference between bitching and being a bitch, and bemoans the lack of women with superiority complexes in the world today. What she implies but never comes right out and says is that being a bitch is a job best suited to the intellectuals among us.

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I was having lunch today with my two girlfriends- Tory and Jennifer- in the patio of The Belmont.  We were actually pretty deep into conversation until... in walks this really beautiful, very pale, tall and skinny girl with a really really shaggy short hair cut that was uber sexy and messy- sorta almost shaved.  She had these enormous impressive tattoos on every single area of her body including engravings going along the upside of the back of her neck, crawling their way up onto the back of her head.  Nice!

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